me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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