I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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