yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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