Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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