I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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