found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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