Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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