Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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