how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
worst night to have a conscience
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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