I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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