come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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