if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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