Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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