Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
just found out that she named her cat after me.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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