His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My breasts were aching with rage.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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