you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Randomize