You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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