Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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