theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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