jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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