My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
look no pants
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
i think i just lost a toe
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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