let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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