I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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