She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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