Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
vagina is talking i cant
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
