Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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