It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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