I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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