i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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