Are we in a gay sports bar?
accomplished twins. life is a go
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We are two peas in an std pod
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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