I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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