i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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