I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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