so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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