the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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