Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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