so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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