They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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