No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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