Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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