I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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