After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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