they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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