whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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