Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
You were trust falling into bushes
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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