Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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