lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I love you.
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