She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
So. Much. Porn.
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