Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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