I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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