Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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