youre lurking in front of me
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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