we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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