I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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